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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Q-Tips?


What to say? I have been suffering from a bad case of blogger's block. I really want to say something profound or witty, one of those comments or stories that everyone loves. The problem is I can't come up with anything. So, I am just going to have to talk about something everyday and mundane. Q-Tips, I love them, there are very few things I enjoy more than using a Q-Tip. I have always heard that it is the small things in life that bring you pleasure, and Q-Tips are small. That being said, I would like to know what is it that you enjoy that seems unusual or strange, what do you like? "Remember the only thing you should stick in your ear is your elbow"

Tim (still searching for the treasure of One-Eyed Willie)

This quote is not a comedy, but I loved this movie as a kid:

"Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years... Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade... Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall... Greens Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil... Mexico plunged into revolution... NATO dissolves. United States stands alone."

6 comments:

aaronkallner said...

I enjoy taking my shoes and socks off after work. My day is truely over and I can get out of my slacks, shirt and tie. I can relax. Sometimes I put different socks on or if it is warm I go barefoot. It is simple but I enjoy it.

From your friend Aaron "Sloth" Kallner.

PS Wolverinessss!!!!!

jamie riley said...

Tim - sorry I haven't comment here in a while, I've been just a little busy...

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

See Ya
Chuck

aaronkallner said...

Nice comment Jamie,
Did you also do the "Chunk truffel"?

Jennifer said...

If I remember correctly, wasn't One Eyed Willie also known as Chester Copperpot? Or was that another guy on there?

aaronkallner said...

Chester Copperpot was the guy who was last known to try to find One Eyed Willie. He was the skeleton they found in the cave.

Jennifer said...

Oh yeh. I remember now. It's been so many years since I watched it. Thanks for the info.